I'm back

Well, it's been far too long and far too much has happened over the last several months. Edna & I opened and closed 'The Scarlet Pimpernel' as her stage debut, she was stellar (but more on that later). I went to the flaming gorge for a fantastic weekend (but more on that later) and I just recently went to Las Vegas (but more on that later). First and foremost though I wanted to let everyone know about my recent winnings.
I just received this in my email, telling me that all I have to do is contact the minister of Foreign Operations Manager in Belgium and let him know my bank account number so that he can deposit 1 million euros into my account. According to Mrs. Helena Von Mckenzie, the Vice President of .... something, it's a sure fire deal.

So, lucky me! You can all expect stellar Christmas gifts this year, since I'll be rolling in it.